Manga by Itakura, Yuuichi
Is this manga ever going to be balling?
We and our guest YouTuber Manga Crash discuss Shonen Jump manga Hand’s.
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MAL Description:
The main character wants to be a hero, but his father is a bum that loses all of their money in gambling, but he was once the ace of the japanese team in handball. He goes to a coach and asks him to take care of his son, because he got into a debt and is running from the yakuza. The coach thinks he's an outstanding talent that has been given to him to coach, and he sends his daughter to pick him. Daigo (the main character) then ends up living with them.
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[00:00:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to this episode of Shonen Flop where we talk about manga and shonen jump that didn't
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[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Next week we'll be covering Shadow Eliminators.
[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh that sounds so metal.
[00:00:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Jordan's gonna have a lot of fun with the cover art.
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[00:00:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Is this gonna be Shadow the Hedgehog getting beaten up?
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[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_02]: But this week we're talking about hands.
[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_02]: That apostrophe is doing a lot of work.
[00:01:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah that's possessive hands.
[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_02]: We are joined by our guest Crash.
[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Crash thank you so much for joining us today.
[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you mind telling the audience a little bit about yourself?
[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah thank you.
[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I am Crash from the YouTube channel Manga Crash where I talk about manga but I think
[00:01:15] [SPEAKER_01]: 50% of all my videos are shonen jump related.
[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah that's mostly what I talk about.
[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey I respect that.
[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I know too a lot of our content is also shonen jump related so we knew you'd be
[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_02]: a great match for the show.
[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah that's where I found about you guys just like looking and seeing like other
[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_01]: youtubers that talk about shonen jump.
[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Because there aren't a lot that do other than like the main things and a podcast
[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_01]: about you know the EX titles.
[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I love that idea.
[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess we are arguably youtubers because our podcasts are on YouTube.
[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah I want to give a shout out to deleted user who suggested we have you on the
[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_02]: show so big thank you.
[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how you got that username but that's actually it's fuck that would
[00:01:54] [SPEAKER_02]: have been a great username to get.
[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_02]: It's really good.
[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_02]: That's really good.
[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I actually had really high priority for usernames and I fuck I should have taken that.
[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I could have gotten this.
[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I was an idiot.
[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_02]: But anyway I know you have discussed that you really take a look at everything in
[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_02]: shonen jump is there a manga you feel right now that you want to do and if as a PSA
[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_02]: that you feel more people should be reading much like how Jordan knows I try and
[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_02]: get everyone to read which watch which watch is great.
[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_01]: One of those that I think people should read more.
[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Now I always go to me and Roboco.
[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's one of the people.
[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah we got to cover that at some point Jordan.
[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Was it canceled.
[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_02]: No it's just we should do like a first chapter look at it.
[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah the thing about me and Roboco first of all the first chapter is pretty good.
[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_01]: But it's like I think a lot of people dismiss it because it's just a gag manga
[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_01]: most of the jokes are just parodies.
[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_01]: The whole concept is a parody of the Raimon and then it goes into parodying jump stuff
[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_01]: very meta but what I like is if you read the entirety of the magazine which I don't
[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_01]: often anymore because I'm a father and don't have the time but I try to and
[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_01]: when you're reading like chapter by chapter you get to Roboco and it's kind of
[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_01]: like this story about a bunch of people who love Shounen Jump and they're
[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_01]: reading the magazine and they love the magazine as much as you do and it's
[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_01]: got like a nice break on all the other series.
[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_01]: It feels different and it feels like a love letter to the other series that
[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_01]: you like. So if you were a fan of Shounen Jump definitely check it out.
[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_03]: That kind of reminds me of just from your description of like Bobobo.
[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I haven't read Bobobo yet.
[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Really.
[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah I know.
[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_02]: We covered the fastest cancellation in Shounen Jump history was by the author of Bobobo.
[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Shishiga? Is that the name?
[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Chagacha you got close yeah yeah.
[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Chachachacha.
[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Chachachacha.
[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't read that either but I've heard about it.
[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't it's real bad.
[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Unnecessary but it is necessary that we start talking about this manga.
[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it?
[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah it is unfortunately.
[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I will also say one last thing about Roboco all of our volume covers are
[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_02]: parodies of other manga so it's really fun to see if you can recognize the reference.
[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_02]: But let's get into it and hear some fun details from Jordan.
[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay so this is hands and again there is an apostrophe which Tucker notes here
[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_03]: does not appear to serve any purpose which is true.
[00:04:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I do not understand like what the hands own.
[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_03]: The hands own all of us Jordan for we must caress the world and its beauty.
[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I hear he has the whole world in his hands.
[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_03]: But this was written by Yuichi Itakura and this guy was an assistant for Masashi Kishimoto
[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_03]: writer of a little thing called Naruto and Samurai 8 which is our eighth episode.
[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Our eighth episode it had to be.
[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Also an assistant for Yusuke Murata of Ice Shield 21 and One Punch Man fame
[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_03]: as well as crash pointed out an assistant for Takahiko Inoue's real and
[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Kadeo Yamamoto's Ichi the Killer which I didn't realize was a manga.
[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I know that is an extremely gory movie.
[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm actually not sure if the manga is an adaptation or if it's or if the movie
[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_01]: which one came first I don't know but yeah there is a manga at least.
[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Listeners you'll have to comment on that episode to let us know.
[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah you might also have to share our episode and just kind of make a note to people about it.
[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_03]: You know yeah this guy's other works literally just one other one shot that Tucker
[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_03]: and Maxi B cannot find enough reliable information on we're not gonna worry about
[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_03]: it but this manga ran from October 2nd 2006 to December 4th 2006.
[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Now listener you might hear that and think wow that's not a lot of time
[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_03]: and you would be correct because this was 10 chapters.
[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_03]: It replaced Nazo no Murasame-kun by Mikio Ito which went for three volumes
[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_03]: and it was replaced by Jyukai Ningen Jumbor by Hiroyuki Takei of Shaman King
[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_03]: and Bootsuzone fame again Bootsuzone one of our episodes.
[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_03]: This was also a mega flop at 10 chapters. David I think from now on you know we have the U19 club
[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_03]: we should have the mega flop club too. A mega flop is 10 chapters or less.
[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay so this is our mega flop.
[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah and the series that started at the same time as it was P2 tilde let's play ping pong
[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_03]: by Tatsuma Eijiri which was for seven volumes and it's David I would just like to make a note
[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_03]: here that is not the first ping pong manga that we have heard of.
[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_02]: No and we have also covered a ping pong manga before.
[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah Full Drive.
[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah oh Crash what do you think Full Drive is about?
[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Well just wait just tell me ping pong.
[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Whoa I'm making fun how every time fucking robot laser beam comes up
[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Jordan always brings us the guess what it is and no Jordan you can't we don't have
[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_02]: time for that so let's keep going.
[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I bet that Crash actually knows what it's about.
[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just gonna say it's golf because I've seen the car.
[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah okay you got it yeah.
[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_02]: We just did a any percent speed run of the robot laser beam what is it about
[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_02]: conversation with Crash.
[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_03]: This time David did it but anyway we're not talking about that shit we're talking
[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_03]: about hands and so let's get into the plot summary Crash take it away.
[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Tachi Banadigo has a gambling addict dead bit father named Juzo who steals his money
[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_01]: to play pachinko in order to pay off his debt to the Yakuza.
[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_01]: He fails and sends Daigo to live with his friend
[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Senichiro a handball coach and his daughter Mizuki.
[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_01]: First though he has to deal with the dang Yakuza who want to take him
[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_01]: hostage or kill him or something.
[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Daigo runs away seeing Mizuki and taking her hostage for some reason.
[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_01]: He takes her to a bridge and then she gets angry and talks about how
[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_01]: she loves handball.
[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_01]: He says handball is stupid so she throws a rock next to his head.
[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_01]: The Yakuza then find Mizuki and take her hostage.
[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Daigo says he wants to be hero because one time a guy saved his life and jumped out
[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_01]: of a building to him so he saves her popcorn Jordan.
[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Daigo starts living with them and Senichiro wants him to play handball because apparently
[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_03]: his dad was like the best player ever.
[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Daigo refuses cause he fucking hates his dad but changes his mind when Senichiro
[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_03]: takes a bullet for him from the Yakuza.
[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Senichiro stays in the hospital as Daigo goes with Mizuki to handball practice.
[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_03]: We're finally for the first time we see some fucking handball in this handball manga.
[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Since Senichiro is out, the evil coach Chikako shows up to make them all run laps and shit.
[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Daigo has to stay to the side cause he doesn't know what the fuck handball is
[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_03]: but jumps super high and it's impressive.
[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_03]: The team is split six on six but one side has Jin who's the ace popcorn David.
[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Their first match is against Taisei who is coached by Daigo's dad.
[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_02]: What?
[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Die Gallow daddy.
[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Apparently he has to win the championships to make enough money so the Yakuza don't kill him
[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_02]: which I think was part of the plot of Smokey BB.
[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Sort of.
[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Just then Jin reveals that he's betraying their team to go to Taisei.
[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_02]: The team gets their asses kicked for a bit until Senichiro shows up having snuck out of
[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_02]: the hospital and brushed over.
[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_02]: He then explains all of handball to Daigo in five seconds and sends him to stop Jin.
[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_02]: He manages to score a bit and then Senichiro exposition dumps about Daigo's dad.
[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Apparently he borrowed a lot of money to keep a handball team going which put him in debt
[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_02]: to the Yakuza.
[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_02]: They kidnapped Daigo and he rescued him but jumped out of building and broke his legs
[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_02]: in the process so he couldn't play handball anymore.
[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway they lose but Daigo made some cool plays.
[00:09:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Flash forward three months and they're in the finals.
[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_02]: But the manga is over and that whole plot on the Jordan plot that it was Daigo telling
[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_02]: the story to his kid never surfaced.
[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Huh?
[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_02]: You thought that it was like a how I met your father mother thing and it never came.
[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_03]: It was so confusing because in the first chapter it says this is the story about a guy whose
[00:09:39] [SPEAKER_03]: son became the best handball player ever and it was like that dad is Daigo or something
[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_03]: like the way it was worded made it seem like Daigo was the dad.
[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_03]: But now I just think it was a mistranslation.
[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh I am sure possibly yeah.
[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it was a mistranslation though.
[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh what fun we have but let's get into the characters.
[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_02]: So Crash do you mind telling us about the main character a little bit?
[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay so Tachibana Daigo is I could describe him as very annoying.
[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_02]: A shounen protagonist with a capital S.
[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah he wants to be a hero I think that's the main thing of his character.
[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_01]: We kind of get why but also eh?
[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Like at first he's like ah this mysterious guy saved me and he wants to be a hero
[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_03]: and then at the end it's revealed oh Daigo knows that it's his dad which I feel like
[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: makes it make less sense.
[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah it could have been handled better because like it feels like it's like a trauma
[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_01]: he knows but he doesn't want to recognize and everything but I think the manga handled it
[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_01]: very poorly.
[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I will also say Daigo is a fucking idiot.
[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Like just a fucking moron.
[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_02]: So is his dad though so you at least see where he gets it from.
[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah but like Mizuki throws a rock at him
[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_03]: and so he thinks that handball involves throwing rocks.
[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_01]: She does say like this is handball yeah that's what handball is.
[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude.
[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh god.
[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god like he also feels very inconsistent where like sometimes he's a fucking asshole
[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_03]: who doesn't care about anybody and then suddenly he cares.
[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like back and forth with him.
[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it is consistent in a way that it doesn't feel like he cares about the people
[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_01]: it feels like he cares to be a hero.
[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_01]: So it's when he's like oh I can be a hero here that's when he does it good.
[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_01]: It never feels like it's because he cares really.
[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah it's also this manga doesn't really have the time or care to really do any
[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_02]: character development so it's like we don't really understand these characters' motivations
[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_02]: besides I want to help my dad or I love this sport or oh wow I owe a lot of money to the Yakuza.
[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_03]: It's funny that he worked on Naruto because in some ways Daigo feels like the Naruto we have
[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_03]: at home.
[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah which is again very common in most of these manga we read.
[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah but it's like it just feels especially egregious here.
[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah and then Jordan do you want to tell us a little bit about Mizuki?
[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_03]: So Mizuki his dad's friend's daughter she's like I don't know she likes handball
[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_03]: and she's angry at Daigo for I think understandable reasons.
[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_03]: She is sometimes violent towards him but Daigo again antagonizes the fuck out of her
[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_03]: and that's kind of I don't know what the fuck else to say about her other
[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_03]: like she gets kidnapped multiple times.
[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_03]: There was a lot of kidnapping in this manga.
[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_03]: There was a lot of kidnapping a lot of Yakuza stuff like comparatively very little handball.
[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_01]: You guys read the one shot that predated this?
[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I did not.
[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_01]: So the one shot is actually about he plays handball because he falls in love with the
[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Yakuza boss's daughter.
[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_01]: That's a much more interesting idea.
[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_01]: That is way better.
[00:12:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Like the Yakuza tell him like you can only date my daughter if you play handball.
[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_01]: If you can handle my balls.
[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_03]: God I just don't know what the fuck else to say about Mizuki is the problem.
[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I'll take uncle is it since you wrote so I only say his name I think in the first
[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_02]: chapter so I had to go back.
[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_02]: He really loves handball.
[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_02]: He's easily bamboozled.
[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_02]: He really loves handball and yeah that's he's just a very caring uncle guy but a
[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_02]: lot of it right on Daigo actually playing handball and we get the super word plot
[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_02]: or Daigo lies to him about playing handball and then does and I didn't really understand
[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_02]: what purpose of that was.
[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't.
[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_02]: He is definitely part of one of the funniest scenes where Daigo essentially treats him like
[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_02]: he's dead and he's like I will continue to play handball in your name when he's still
[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_02]: fine and then he does so at least he contributed to probably one of the best
[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_02]: moments of those series.
[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah yeah he seems like a good guy who Daigo makes cry very easily by just being like
[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_03]: handball's dumb and yeah he like being made fun of by a little kid it was too
[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_03]: much for him which you know the older I get the more I understand.
[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah oh man.
[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I was gonna say like Daigo trashes handball but he it's very clear like he doesn't know
[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_01]: what handball is so any criticism that he has about the sport is void and null.
[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what crash the problem is I also don't know what handball really is.
[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_02]: You guys didn't play it at school that Portuguese think?
[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_02]: No did not know a single thing about the sports I read it.
[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I played it a bunch.
[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_01]: You know PE classes I got balls in the dick multiple times it hurts.
[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I say about handball.
[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah well let's get into why it failed.
[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_02]: So crash what would you say are some things you did not really like about the series
[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_02]: and maybe contributed to why it lasted 10 chapters?
[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean the thing is the end ball right it's the sports manga that if I'm not wrong we
[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_01]: only get to see the actual sport by chapter six which I don't know maybe it's not a lot but
[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_01]: in a 10 chapter manga that is a lot and that's when we see the sport that's not
[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_01]: when we see the the main character play because I think he only plays in the last
[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_01]: chapter if I'm not wrong.
[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah this manga absolutely does not actually want to talk about handball.
[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Handball like apparently crash played it a lot in PE it's not exactly the most well
[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_03]: known sport you have to explain what handball is to me I didn't know what the fuck they
[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_03]: meant by handball until like the sixth chapter because like as a kid we had like multiple
[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_03]: games on the playground that we just called handball and none of them were this.
[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is apparently just soccer but you use your hands.
[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_03]: That is essentially what it is.
[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah it's almost like the original sport is called football and this is handball.
[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Could there be some sort of parallel between the two?
[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_02]: They just grabbed the ball with their hands like this is a new thing.
[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah yeah especially because one thing that's interesting is that's a great point Jordan
[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_02]: is this has a lot of resemblance to soccer and other sports and it also doesn't try and
[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_02]: use metaphors of more common sports to explain concepts.
[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I still don't really feel like I understand the rules to handball whatsoever mostly because
[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_02]: this series absolutely does not want to talk about handball and it does not hide away from
[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_02]: that fact and yet the series is called hands.
[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah and that's a major flaw because handball's rules are really really simple.
[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah it seems like not a very complicated sport.
[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_01]: No it isn't so if you don't like if you read the entire manga about it and you
[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_01]: only get the rules that's because the manga really did a really really bad job at showing it.
[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Because it doesn't I mean there are some manga that do actually assume you know the sports
[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_01]: because baseball is not a thing in Portugal so when I read baseball manga it was rough
[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_01]: because they don't want to explain the rules because you know everyone in Japan loves
[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_01]: baseball so they know the rules.
[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Interesting.
[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_01]: So I was like the first time I read like a sports manga about baseball which I think
[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I was so confused I had to go read the rules.
[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Baseball now that you pointed out is a very convoluted game to learn.
[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_03]: If you haven't grown up with it.
[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's the thing is like you came to get work though iShield21 has
[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_02]: football which I would assume is the most alienated sport in Japan and is also an
[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_02]: extremely complicated sport.
[00:16:53] [SPEAKER_02]: But David they have soccer.
[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_02]: It is so different.
[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_02]: American football.
[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I know you were getting me back you goober.
[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah so it's just like it can be done if you have it and this guy even worked on
[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_02]: iShield21.
[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_02]: So he knows how to properly explain like how a sport can be explained that's way
[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_02]: more complicated in foreign.
[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_01]: You work on so many well I mean so many you worked on real which is a basketball
[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_01]: manga and iShield21.
[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah wait actually is it is in real by the guy who made robot laser beam?
[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_01]: No really is by the guy who made slam dunk people will kill you.
[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh you're right right sorry my basketball manga is confused.
[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I was like how did we not talk about robot laser beam then?
[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_01]: But so he worked he is assistant of at least two sports manga which I guess it's
[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_01]: why maybe that's why he decided to go with a sports manga as well.
[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Jump had like an editorial mandate you know like we need a handball manga and
[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_02]: then they just were like hey you do you want to be in shonen jump you
[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_02]: got to make a handball manga if you do.
[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean here's the thing like working as an assistant on a sports manga is
[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_03]: very different from writing a sports manga he essentially
[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_03]: like he essentially read the script of a really good sports manga.
[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_02]: But he does still have him as like a resource and learn about the
[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_02]: methodology like he could have definitely had this guy help him with his pilot.
[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah I suppose he could have.
[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Just for the sake of time let's get into some other issues I want to say
[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_02]: this is also unless it was like a big money shot this was some very lazy
[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_02]: paneling where every panel is a square unless it's like a one page or
[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_02]: two page spread.
[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah that's fair.
[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And like I get it's 2006 but that was still like come on man you had
[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_02]: throw us a few like triangles or what you know you know what I mean.
[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Where were my triangles at home boy?
[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I've read Stephanie's Shoujo manga we had amazing panels back then.
[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_01]: 2006 is not an excuse.
[00:18:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah I mean like Yu Yu Hakusho had really great dynamic but I know it's
[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_02]: like it's not been in like to like the last 10 years where it was like
[00:18:44] [SPEAKER_02]: that was really like the bar was really raised thanks to like computers
[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_02]: helping out with the process.
[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_03]: That makes sense yeah also like the tone was all the fuck over the place here.
[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_03]: We have the Yakuza trying to kill people which kind of like makes it like
[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_03]: hard to fully care about the handball when it's like we just had guns.
[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_02]: That was ridiculous the tone was so weird where it's like you think this
[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_02]: is some fun campy and then they are actually actively trying to kill
[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_02]: characters.
[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_03]: A guy got shot.
[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck.
[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I really thought it would be like some super zany thing where he's
[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_02]: like throwing handballs and defeating guys that have like baseball bats at
[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_02]: worst right but no they really fucking are actually trying to kill these
[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_02]: characters.
[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_03]: It's essentially a gag manga and then suddenly people show up and start
[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_03]: trying to kill the main character.
[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like the joke of how like Kenny in South Park.
[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Crash have you watched South Park at all?
[00:19:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes I used to be a huge fan of South Park.
[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I think I've watched every episode of like the first 12 seasons.
[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm looking at a figure of the coon.
[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh I love it.
[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_02]: So the reason I bring that up is like it's kind of like how South
[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Park you know how Kenny is always dying in ridiculous ways but then his final
[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_02]: death as he dies of like like a bone disease very slowly and that's really
[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_02]: funny because it's ironic but it's like imagine if like you were in a gag
[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_02]: manga and you inserted that gag like in like chapter three where you
[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_02]: haven't gotten like the tone of it so it just seems like there's this
[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_02]: ultra serious moment that doesn't fit in and that's how the use of
[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_02]: guns in the series feels.
[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Definitely agree.
[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_03]: There was like this big threatening Yakuza boss character for some
[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_03]: reason who doesn't come back like.
[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_03]: That guy is in the one shot.
[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I was gonna say you had mentioned that before so I guess that's why he was like
[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_02]: oh let me just bring this one shot back character back.
[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_01]: He's important in a one shot he's the guy who makes the main character
[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_01]: go into handball but he's also like really funny because he's like I'm
[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_01]: gonna kill you oh you like handball uh I'm not gonna kill you anymore
[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_01]: because I kill everyone except the people who play handball.
[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_01]: That's really funny I don't know why that wasn't in the main story
[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_01]: because at least like one of the things that I wanted to say as well
[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_01]: a bad thing is that we don't have we did this come back to the first point but
[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_01]: we don't really have like a reasoning to care like for this character to
[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_01]: actually care about handball at all.
[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Ashita no Joe doesn't have this is really I feel really bad comparing
[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Ayan's to Ashita no Joe but Ashita no Joe does not have for I think
[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_01]: seven volumes.
[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Really?
[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah it's you kind of get a little bit of like oh this there's this guy
[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_01]: who wants to wants Joe to play to you know have boxing then you can
[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_01]: see him train but the first match doesn't happen until I think seven
[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_01]: volumes in and the thing is there's like this build
[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_01]: really good build up into Joe getting into and uh into boxing that
[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_01]: there's no joy in seeing him fall in love with handball especially
[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_01]: because we don't see him fall in love with handball throughout the
[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_01]: series it feels like he hates handball from the get-go.
[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah every part of his relationship with handball feels like an
[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_02]: obligation.
[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah he does not give a fuck about handball.
[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_03]: His author insert.
[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_03]: He plays handball to defeat his dad basically.
[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_03]: That's it he plays handball to like prove his dad wrong which like I don't
[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_03]: know I kind of feel like his dad was also intentionally
[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_03]: fucking with him to get him to play handball more.
[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Could have found that out later.
[00:21:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Really this is like a big plot hole in my opinion like the dad appears
[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_01]: at the end and he's training the the opponent team why didn't he
[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_01]: take his kid to play handball for the other team do you know what I
[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_03]: guess we'll never know I guess he figured Daigo wouldn't want to do it.
[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know which by the way that was insane when like this kid just
[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_03]: suddenly switched teams first of all I thought that was a high school team
[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_03]: so does that mean the kid just switched high schools I mean
[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_03]: elementary schools I'm sorry like there's so much that goes into what
[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_03]: happened there that the author doesn't even acknowledge.
[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I think the offer doesn't know what was going on either.
[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_01]: No it's just like you know what a cool plot twist was if one of the
[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_01]: characters changed teams that's not how that works.
[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_01]: That's not how that fucking works I would love if like the World Cup you
[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_01]: just see like Cristiano Ronaldo playing and then just shifts
[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_01]: and has like a Spanish t-shirt like now I'm from Spain.
[00:22:57] [SPEAKER_03]: He just suddenly gets like Spanish citizenship.
[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just imagining there's a player from fuck what is it like the
[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Maryland flag in like the South Africa or one of the South African
[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_02]: are like the same but they're rotated and one player just takes the flag
[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_02]: and just rotates it and just switches teams.
[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And then also one last thing that we haven't talked about all is I think
[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_02]: it was super weird that they showed the main character wearing women's
[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_02]: underwear I get it was like a gag but he's like 11 it just felt very
[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_02]: uncomfortable.
[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It was really weird he stole Mizuki's underwear and he's like well
[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't have anything else to wear and it's like so you steal her
[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_03]: underwear and then put it on and put it on what the fuck that made
[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_02]: me feel very uncomfortable.
[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah and then she's like you can't wear that so he just takes it off
[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_03]: and gets naked in front of her and it's like how fucking stupid are
[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_03]: you? Are you like completely detached from society?
[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Because like that would make sense for somebody who was as isolated
[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_03]: as Goku was in like Dragon Ball.
[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah but you're not you go to school like you should know
[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_03]: that walking around naked is like not accepted right?
[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Like yeah but why don't we get on some good vibes and let's talk about
[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_02]: what it did well.
[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah so Jorn what are some things that you actually enjoyed in your 10
[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_02]: chapter journey of this series?
[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_03]: So I think in the abstract well Daigo's dad's story significantly more
[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_03]: interesting than Daigo's.
[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah it's like this guy who fell into debt with the Yakuza and
[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_03]: basically he has to get this team to win the championship or he'll
[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_03]: essentially be killed.
[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah like Kai's stakes middle school handle.
[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_02]: That is a lot more compelling than whatever the fuck Daigo is doing.
[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I also was like those I know I shitted on the paneling but those
[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_02]: one like full page spreads or two page threads were actually very well
[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_02]: done. I really like the use of like the sketchy lines and so the offer
[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_02]: like that was when you're like oh maybe the offer does give a shit.
[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's good at the sports paneling is like the actual handball
[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_01]: which we saw very little but I think we're good honestly which sometimes
[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_01]: you know sports mug is hard to draw.
[00:25:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes you don't get like the motion and the action but I think it
[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_01]: was the least passable here.
[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I also think sometimes the humor really hit the mark like the time
[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_03]: that actually made me like laugh was this guy goes up to like the
[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_03]: the handball team and so he knocks him into the wall like in arrows like
[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_03]: his head goes into the wall and his body's just sticking out at a right
[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_03]: angle and then like the evil coach walks in and everybody's like wait
[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_03]: quick our uniforms are clean we're all good everybody get it together
[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_03]: we're gonna stand in a straight line we're gonna stand in a line we're
[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_03]: all gonna line up and she just walks in and they're like hey coach
[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_03]: what's up we're here reporting for duty everything is in order and
[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_03]: she's just like what about that guy in the wall.
[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yes he wanted to be a nail.
[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah he wanted to be a nail.
[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_02]: See that was also like part of it was like the tone was super weird where
[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_02]: that feels like something out of gag manga but like it didn't really
[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_02]: establish that there was like cartoon force in this series.
[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah so it's like just also felt very strange.
[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_01]: What I thought was really good about that joke is that between like
[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_01]: he gets impaled in the wall in the beginning of one chapter and then
[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_01]: that actual the the second part happens on the next chapter so you
[00:26:17] [SPEAKER_01]: completely forgot that.
[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Like it gave it a little bit of time where you kind of just assumed
[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_03]: that guy got out.
[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah like he kind of figured okay well that there's no consequences to
[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_03]: that that's just a goofy little gag or something and then it's just
[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_03]: like no he's still in the wall.
[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah the series was actually funny like again the whole uncle dying
[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_02]: joke was actually really fun it kind of reminds me of how
[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Mora King made fun of Vegeta dying in Dragon Ball Z where they
[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_02]: just recreated but he's still alive so they bury him and his
[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_02]: head is just sticking out.
[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah right.
[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_02]: So Mora King's really fun can't wait till we cover that again.
[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Have you read that one Crash?
[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah I did I think it was really funny the first half of the manga.
[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I kind of lost it though.
[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh god that's why we need to re-review and see.
[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_01]: But I love the one joke where they ask him Mora King is
[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Hage and he goes like one.
[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_02]: We love our manga himbo king.
[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah all right but we're getting on our thoughts which just
[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_02]: really sucks we had like three positive notes on this series.
[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Shall we move into where it could have gone now that we're
[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_02]: talking about other things?
[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_02]: So Crash I want to know so what are some things you would
[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_02]: have revised about this series to have made it more
[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_02]: successful?
[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_01]: First of all I would grab the plot of the one shot.
[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean it just makes more sense.
[00:27:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Sure it's a little sam donkey you know the main
[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_01]: character likes the girl and he plays because of the
[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_01]: girl.
[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It brings him a reason to just start playing handball
[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_01]: right away if you want to have the Yakuza thingies
[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_01]: you can still have it because you know the father of
[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_01]: the girl is Yakuza boss and you can just have handball
[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_01]: like from the get go which I think was the biggest problem
[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_01]: of this end ball manga again was not having endball.
[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_01]: So just yeah just do that that would be my thing.
[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah I had just a big note says play handball and for
[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_02]: a long time that was I just thought it was really funny
[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_02]: if that was the only thing I had as my note but I had
[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_02]: some under at our actual ideas.
[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_03]: You either play handball in the first chapter or at the
[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_03]: end of the first chapter when he saves Mizuki his
[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_03]: saving Mizuki has to be related to handball in some
[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_03]: way rather than hanging on to the edge of a cliff.
[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_02]: They even set that up because she throws rocks like
[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_02]: a handball yeah I thought that's what he was going
[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_03]: to do no he's just an idiot who thought that
[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_03]: that's what handball was apparently but they didn't
[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_03]: use that it would have been funny if like they
[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_03]: start playing handball and he just starts throwing
[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_03]: rocks that might have been something yeah I just
[00:28:35] [SPEAKER_02]: like see that's the thing is like this series
[00:28:37] [SPEAKER_02]: didn't know what tone it wanted but it shook on
[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_02]: all in being this wacky gag manga because handball
[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_02]: is such a basic sport you can just fit in so many
[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_02]: gags into it it's so ridiculous which is like the
[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_02]: why it's like football you can't make like a gag
[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_02]: football manga because it's so complicated but this
[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_02]: it's like you're right if you know soccer or
[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_02]: halfway there yeah imagine if it was like a kids
[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_02]: on bikes like 90s style where it's like a team
[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_02]: of kids have to save to save his death from
[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_02]: the yakuza and that's like the tone and there's
[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_02]: like they're just and like the obviously the
[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_02]: yakuza never use guns but it's just like they're
[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_02]: dealing with the yakuza using handballs and shit
[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_03]: that's what I'm saying though I would have much
[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: rather read like a mighty duck style like manga
[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_03]: where like this guy has to get this ragtag group
[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_03]: of handball players and like win the tournament
[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_03]: or he's gonna get killed by the yakuza they have
[00:29:29] [SPEAKER_02]: like an old chisel kid who's been held back
[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_02]: so he's 13 yeah he's like all right I'll play
[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_02]: one last time where they got a fat kid
[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_02]: they got a fat kid named like chubbums and he's
[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_02]: the one who gets kidnapped and then there's
[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_02]: a scene where he's like no don't do oh my god
[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_02]: no and they're like throwing like a bag of chips
[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_02]: down like a garbage disposal oh god he's like
[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I would have eaten that you know it's like just
[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_02]: like chunk from essentially this should have
[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_02]: been the goonies of handball would have been
[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_03]: amazing that would have been great yeah like
[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_03]: again do something with handball though like
[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_02]: use the concept because they clearly established
[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_02]: there is some sort of like supernatural ability
[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_02]: like they are like they have tune force and
[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_02]: it would have been great if it just kept
[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_02]: escalating and then they played handball in
[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_03]: David just really wants this whenever he reads
[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_03]: a manga that's like silly he's like why is it
[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_02]: it going to space in my defense every manga
[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_02]: about space we've read so far was pretty shitty
[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_01]: so you want the good one yes
[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_01]: well uh read astro plus in space that's
[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_02]: that's all I have to say I need to I know
[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I was just going through um scat dance and
[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I kind of bounced off of it so I'm like oh
[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I know Austin's ostracize a lot better so I do
[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_02]: need to read that but I've been trying to
[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_02]: get through skeet dance first scat dance
[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_02]: skeet dance it's s-k-e-t and I'm really sure
[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_02]: it's not supposed to be said skeet no
[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_02]: probably not and then start crash I feel
[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_02]: like you haven't had a chance besides your
[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_02]: initial thought of where it could have gone
[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_02]: is there anything else you feel like you
[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_02]: would have read done about the series
[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_01]: no I think you guys were right I wouldn't
[00:30:58] [SPEAKER_01]: go as far as the supernatural because I
[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_01]: don't want another um three try on my hands
[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_03]: you mean where his dad is boxing Jesus
[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah Jordan would his dad and Bucky's dad
[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_02]: have gotten along no okay Bucky's dad
[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_02]: would not get along with anyone Bucky's
[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_03]: dad I think is incapable of having
[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_02]: friends oh okay so he's just like me frfr
[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah all right okay sorry we're gonna
[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_02]: we are getting so far off topic let's
[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_02]: get into miscellaneous spots they make
[00:31:30] [SPEAKER_02]: one of one of the characters for
[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_02]: having giant ears but I feel like a
[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_02]: lot of the characters have giant ears
[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_02]: and I just thought that was like kind of
[00:31:36] [SPEAKER_02]: weird how the artist like really fixated
[00:31:38] [SPEAKER_03]: on ears yeah like uh that's a good point
[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_03]: when like his art style I guess does
[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_03]: involve large ears yeah imagine if obama
[00:31:47] [SPEAKER_02]: shows up he just half the panel is
[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_02]: just these ears do you know why they
[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_02]: all drew him with large ears oh I
[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_02]: thought you were about to ask crash
[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_02]: if he knows who obama is crash do you
[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_03]: know who obama is I have heard of
[00:32:01] [SPEAKER_01]: obama at least once it's about golf
[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_03]: no obama said one time in an interview
[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_03]: someone was like what do you what do you
[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_03]: think the political caricatures of you
[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_03]: are going to be like and he's like I
[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_03]: don't know they're gonna make my ears
[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_03]: big so every political caricature of
[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_03]: obama from that point on made his
[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_03]: ears huge even though he doesn't have
[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_03]: big ears I didn't hear the context of
[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_01]: that actually that I know about me is
[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_01]: on a lot of manga actually obama and
[00:32:25] [SPEAKER_01]: trump they are in a lot he does I
[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_03]: think he shows up in Bucky yeah I
[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_02]: think every president since clinton
[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_02]: showed up in Bucky yes yes but we are
[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_02]: talking too much about Bucky crash do
[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_02]: you have any other miscellaneous
[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_02]: thoughts you want to bring up I wanted
[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_02]: to ask about the coach
[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_01]: the female coach she's crazy did we
[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_01]: even talk about her at all that
[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_01]: appeared for like yeah we talked
[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_01]: about the joke that when she
[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_01]: appears the first time which is also
[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_03]: the last time I feel like she
[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_03]: should have been like the only
[00:32:52] [SPEAKER_03]: coach she has almost like the
[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_03]: energy of like uh the coach from
[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_03]: like eye shield you know the guy from
[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_03]: eye shield 21 the demon guy I don't
[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_03]: remember his name but I love him with
[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_03]: the guns and stuff yeah amazing yeah
[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_03]: but like where he's just like evil
[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_03]: also she says like what I'm pretty
[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_03]: sure is now a slur for little people
[00:33:11] [SPEAKER_03]: like multiple times you know what it
[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_03]: is that's just translations though
[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_01]: 2006 translations yeah that is
[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_02]: probably a translation choice
[00:33:20] [SPEAKER_02]: probably yeah it's like how you see
[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_02]: the r-word a lot in manga of that
[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_02]: era because they just didn't consider
[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_02]: it offensive at the time to use it
[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah but like what she a substitute
[00:33:29] [SPEAKER_01]: substitute coach I don't get it like
[00:33:32] [SPEAKER_01]: she appears once and everyone fears her
[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_01]: so they know her already but then she
[00:33:36] [SPEAKER_03]: doesn't appear they were kind of like
[00:33:38] [SPEAKER_03]: oh our team has two coaches uncle
[00:33:40] [SPEAKER_03]: senchiro you know he's like he's good
[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_03]: with like strategy whereas like this
[00:33:46] [SPEAKER_03]: person is the evil coach who runs us
[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_03]: ragged in order to make us like
[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_03]: stronger daigo's dad at one point
[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_03]: says uh you know senchiro is
[00:33:55] [SPEAKER_03]: actually a really shitty coach yeah
[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_03]: well their team does not do well
[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_03]: their team doesn't do well and he's just
[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_03]: like yeah it's because senchiro
[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_03]: fucking sucks as a coach that's how he
[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_03]: gets a gin to join to join his team
[00:34:07] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah yeah also why did he have to
[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_03]: jump out of that building
[00:34:11] [SPEAKER_03]: to save daigo I don't know I don't
[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_03]: know it seems like I got like kind
[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_03]: of arbitrary he jumped out of a
[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_03]: building and broke his legs
[00:34:19] [SPEAKER_02]: for no reason carrying daigo which I
[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_02]: feel like would have hurt daigo too
[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_02]: like it just well daigo knows a
[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_02]: thing or two about parrying not
[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_03]: hey yeah there we go yeah there we go
[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_03]: that's a daigo reference
[00:34:33] [SPEAKER_03]: it's literally the cover art of this
[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_03]: episode yeah everybody look up daigo
[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_03]: parry if you don't know what we're
[00:34:38] [SPEAKER_03]: talking about
[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah crash do you know what we're
[00:34:41] [SPEAKER_01]: talking about uh no I'm lost on this
[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_02]: one so okay the cover art for this
[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really remember why jordan
[00:34:47] [SPEAKER_02]: picked this but there is it's called
[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_02]: evo moment I think 37
[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah 37 where it's probably the most
[00:34:53] [SPEAKER_02]: famous fighting game moment of all
[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_02]: time where essentially two players
[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_02]: at evo which is like a big fighting
[00:34:59] [SPEAKER_02]: game tournament it is street fighter
[00:35:00] [SPEAKER_02]: three I believe and he essentially does
[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_02]: a series of frame perfect moments like
[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_02]: at a very high pressure I think it's
[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_02]: like 12 yeah parries in a row because
[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_02]: if he took any damage he would die
[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and then he comes back and wins the
[00:35:11] [SPEAKER_02]: match so essentially he does something
[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_02]: that's almost super human level
[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_02]: playing
[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_03]: he parried chun li's super which at
[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_03]: the time was believed to be
[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_03]: unpariable so it was just like what
[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_02]: the fuck yeah and then he even parries
[00:35:24] [SPEAKER_02]: an extra attack just for style points
[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_02]: he didn't need like he could have just
[00:35:28] [SPEAKER_02]: dodged the last one but the aerial one
[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_02]: but he just did it just to show he
[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_02]: could
[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah nice so if you have a chance it
[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_02]: is probably the most famous esports
[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_02]: moment of all time
[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah it has its own wikipedia page
[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_02]: so I'm not just I'm not hyper
[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_02]: it's that that's how you know it's
[00:35:42] [SPEAKER_02]: real deal is this moment has its own
[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_02]: wikipedia page
[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah and by the way David I picked
[00:35:47] [SPEAKER_03]: it because the main character's daigo
[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_03]: and it doesn't go any deeper than
[00:35:50] [SPEAKER_03]: that I figured
[00:35:52] [SPEAKER_02]: anyway I want to say though maxi b
[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_02]: goes all the way with their
[00:35:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Funky Maxi B their miscellaneous
[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_02]: thoughts hands represents a minor shift
[00:35:59] [SPEAKER_02]: in weekly shonen jump it's been almost
[00:36:01] [SPEAKER_02]: three years since the last 10 chapter
[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_02]: cancellation
[00:36:03] [SPEAKER_02]: and normally you'd get about two years
[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_02]: before each cancellation that was
[00:36:06] [SPEAKER_02]: brutal
[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_02]: anyway following hands 10 chapter death
[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_02]: we got two more within a matter of
[00:36:11] [SPEAKER_02]: weeks
[00:36:11] [SPEAKER_02]: blood was as a woken shonen jump
[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_02]: editorial that we would probably use
[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_02]: nowadays though we are losing a lot
[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_02]: of big hitters so we'll see
[00:36:17] [SPEAKER_03]: we lost like my hero academia and
[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_03]: jujutsu kaisen in the span of a
[00:36:21] [SPEAKER_02]: few months like
[00:36:22] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah and black clover shifted
[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_02]: magazines in his ending too
[00:36:25] [SPEAKER_02]: oh wow and though the author appears to
[00:36:27] [SPEAKER_02]: have left the manga industry
[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_02]: altogether and now works for dragon
[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_02]: entertainment making tv shows which
[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_02]: is a shame I really think he could
[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_02]: have had a good series in him
[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah I mean he isn't talentless oh
[00:36:37] [SPEAKER_02]: by the way one last thing is haikyuu
[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_02]: started six years after this so this
[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_02]: with the whole protagonist that his
[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_02]: main sports attribute is jumping good
[00:36:44] [SPEAKER_02]: complete coincidence because I just was
[00:36:46] [SPEAKER_02]: like huh is this ripping off haikyuu
[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_02]: but it's not
[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_02]: maybe haikyuu is ripping yet we've
[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_02]: had that where uh like black torch
[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_02]: ripped off chainsaw man ripped off
[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_02]: black torch
[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_02]: did it I now I got to read black
[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_02]: torch god that manga where the artist
[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_02]: spent 10 000 hours he spent about as
[00:37:00] [SPEAKER_02]: much time jordan played spades
[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_02]: as slay the spire he's did practicing
[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_02]: drawing women's asses
[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_02]: some really good asses in that manga
[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah anyway let's get into the final
[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_02]: verdict how's that sound
[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah let's start with our six word
[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_02]: summary from the community tucker
[00:37:12] [SPEAKER_02]: says handball mostly irrelevant in a
[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_02]: handball manga and why should we
[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_02]: care about handball maxi b apostrophe
[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_02]: application unclear possession or
[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_02]: contraction oh that's one that you
[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_02]: have to that's a good one
[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_02]: or a paladin wait this was a sports manga
[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_02]: blah mumu says heavy on violence
[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_02]: light on sports and throwing balls more
[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_02]: like throwing hands
[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_02]: oh that that's a good one I like that
[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_02]: one nice dacherson says count the
[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_02]: chapters onto hands wins no trophy only
[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_02]: an apostrophe
[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_02]: diego says the yakuza will never be
[00:37:39] [SPEAKER_02]: balling
[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_02]: and the yakuza's hands the ball
[00:37:42] [SPEAKER_02]: though
[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_02]: this is probably the strongest crop of
[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_02]: six word summaries i've ever seen
[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_03]: in at least in a while dude rock
[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_02]: says half action half sports all
[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_02]: funky act four an offer you should
[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_02]: definitely refuse
[00:37:54] [SPEAKER_02]: hey gray potter i gained negative
[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_02]: knowledge about handball
[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_02]: ain't that the fucking truth i feel
[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_03]: like i know less about handball and
[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_03]: i didn't know like anything about
[00:38:03] [SPEAKER_03]: handball
[00:38:03] [SPEAKER_02]: hands hardly holy heartfelt hero i
[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_02]: originally was trying to figure out
[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_02]: if there was a way to make a six
[00:38:08] [SPEAKER_02]: word summary that spelled out the
[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_02]: word hands and then i just kind of
[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_02]: forgot about it
[00:38:12] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah that was a short time the idea
[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_02]: was there lord anubis
[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_02]: damn jumps axe people got hands
[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_02]: portal man who knew handball was
[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_02]: really violent in yakuza sports
[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_02]: that sounds nice real says want to be
[00:38:22] [SPEAKER_02]: hero throws balls real good
[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_02]: riley says why handball in these
[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_02]: yakuza manga
[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_02]: spike says put your fucking hands up
[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_02]: and t wolfwood says david is this dog
[00:38:30] [SPEAKER_02]: disguised ravioli
[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_02]: uh that feels like that's for the
[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_02]: last for last week i know but he just
[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_02]: posted it
[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_02]: it's literally the most recently
[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_02]: posted six word summary
[00:38:40] [SPEAKER_02]: so t wolfwood you will have to
[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_02]: explain why you wanted to put this
[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_02]: here
[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_02]: i just also want to talk about
[00:38:44] [SPEAKER_02]: ravioli because she's a good girl
[00:38:45] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah ravioli anyway so i'll go
[00:38:48] [SPEAKER_02]: first
[00:38:48] [SPEAKER_02]: author voice the aurora borealis of
[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_02]: sports manga i don't know why i just
[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_02]: wrote that at 4 a.m. and my room was
[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_02]: the manga handballs are inert
[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_02]: huh uh now there we go obscure
[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_02]: reference
[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_02]: hey how about you jordan my super
[00:39:01] [SPEAKER_03]: power
[00:39:01] [SPEAKER_03]: falling and hurting myself are you
[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_03]: talking about manga
[00:39:05] [SPEAKER_01]: both okay and then how about you
[00:39:07] [SPEAKER_01]: crash
[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_01]: the one shot did it better hey
[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_02]: so you can include the woohoo if you
[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_02]: if one shot is one word
[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_02]: mario
[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_02]: anyway flop or not i would say this
[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_02]: probably certified flop but it's hard
[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah it's so short right if this was
[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_02]: 25 chapters is absolutely be a
[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_02]: certified flop but i'm like
[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_02]: i just i don't know what do you
[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_02]: guys think is this a certified flop
[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_02]: or just a regular flop
[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_02]: i i think it's a certified flop
[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_02]: all right i think this was bad like
[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_03]: your reasoning for why it might not
[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_03]: be is because it was so shitty it
[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_03]: got canceled in 10 chapters
[00:39:43] [SPEAKER_01]: there's like some really bad manga
[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_01]: that are so bad it's like interesting
[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_01]: to read i don't think
[00:39:48] [SPEAKER_01]: and is necessarily one of them it's
[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_03]: terrible but it's not even
[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_02]: interesting oh i'm sorry i thought
[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_02]: you're saying that you didn't
[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_02]: consider this a certified flop
[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_01]: no i do i do there are some manga
[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_01]: that are really bad in the
[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_01]: interesting ways where
[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_01]: kind of give you a reason to read
[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_01]: them you know the ends isn't
[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_01]: necessarily one of them i'm happy i
[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_01]: read it just because i i get to be
[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_01]: here
[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_03]: like beast children is more
[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_03]: interesting than this for sure
[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_03]: and that sucks you know you never
[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_03]: want to have somebody say that
[00:40:15] [SPEAKER_03]: about your mom yeah i agree this is
[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_02]: just boring
[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_02]: that's the worst part it's like this is
[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_02]: a really obvious fix to have made this
[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_02]: series interesting in the offer
[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_02]: clearly can write comedy and then he
[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_02]: just i just don't know what the
[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_02]: he was not cooking with this is the
[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_02]: summary right anyway since we all
[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_02]: consider this a certified flop
[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_02]: what would each of us recommend
[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_02]: instead so my recommendation i was
[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_02]: trying to recommend something i
[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_02]: haven't suggested before is shiba
[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_02]: ochan which have either of you heard
[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_02]: of the series
[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_02]: no no so shiba ochan is like a gag
[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_02]: manga where it's set in japan but
[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_02]: apparently um when you become a dad and
[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_02]: grow a family you slowly turn into an
[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_02]: animomorphic
[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_02]: sheba inu and it's not a visual thing
[00:40:52] [SPEAKER_02]: it's like they have tails they have
[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_02]: to get haircuts and stuff and like i
[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_02]: remember the wife takes the dad
[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_02]: to the vet to check on like their
[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_02]: other pet and like she's like do you
[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_02]: need to check when he's like i'm
[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_02]: still a person
[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_02]: and it's really it's just really
[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_02]: silly so that's like a fun like 20
[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_02]: chapter read just about people and
[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_02]: their shiba inu dads
[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_02]: so yeah check that out how about you
[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_02]: jordan honestly the mighty ducks
[00:41:13] [SPEAKER_02]: i don't know you really wanted some kid
[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_02]: on bikes in this series
[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_02]: that's a hockey manga and then how
[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_02]: about you crash i think i'll recommend
[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_01]: blazing transfer student hold on i
[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_03]: just called the mighty ducks a hockey
[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_03]: manga
[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_03]: you did it's a hockey movie it's a
[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_03]: hockey anime
[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_01]: yes hockey infused anyway
[00:41:34] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah sorry about that i recommend
[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_01]: blazing transfer student
[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_01]: which is a 1980s manga that i love
[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_01]: recommending and it's a sports manga
[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_01]: kind of so basically imagine if it was
[00:41:45] [SPEAKER_01]: else you like if you like ends you
[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_01]: don't but if you like ends because of
[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_01]: how you know the gag comedy and the
[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_01]: over the topness and how it blends
[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_01]: with sports that's blazing transfer
[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_01]: student it's absolutely insane it's
[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_01]: the most insane thing i've ever read
[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_01]: in my entire life
[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_01]: i've read over 700 manga whoa the
[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_01]: entire manga is like these three
[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_01]: characters keep moving schools and
[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_01]: they keep getting into sports
[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_01]: but the sports like go over the
[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_01]: like the first match is like a
[00:42:12] [SPEAKER_01]: volleyball match where they're just
[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_01]: trying to knock people out and they
[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_01]: play for three days because
[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_01]: like the game only ends when they
[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_01]: knock everyone out
[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_03]: oh god that sounds pretty great okay
[00:42:23] [SPEAKER_03]: so i actually have a different
[00:42:24] [SPEAKER_03]: recommendation now uh keijo
[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_03]: keijo oh god keijo fucking rules
[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_01]: i've heard of that one i haven't
[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_01]: read it but i've heard of that
[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_03]: manga owns because uh if you don't
[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_03]: know listener that is a manga
[00:42:36] [SPEAKER_03]: it's basically like sumo wrestling
[00:42:39] [SPEAKER_03]: except with boobs and butts where like
[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_03]: girls have to like smash their tits
[00:42:44] [SPEAKER_03]: and ass into each other but the thing
[00:42:46] [SPEAKER_03]: is it takes it a hundred percent
[00:42:48] [SPEAKER_03]: seriously it is somehow not even
[00:42:51] [SPEAKER_03]: remotely horny
[00:42:52] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like it's amazing all right all
[00:42:55] [SPEAKER_02]: right all right jordan is this since
[00:42:57] [SPEAKER_02]: we consider this a certified flop is
[00:42:59] [SPEAKER_02]: this the worst manga we have ever
[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_02]: read no this is actually probably one
[00:43:02] [SPEAKER_02]: of the better certified flops to be
[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_02]: honest yeah which is like this is
[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_02]: like an f plus you know yeah oh the f
[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_02]: plus that's a good podcast
[00:43:11] [SPEAKER_02]: all right let's get into wrap up crash
[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_02]: i want to say thank you so much for
[00:43:14] [SPEAKER_02]: joining us today
[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_02]: where can all of our listeners get
[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_02]: more of you in their lives
[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_01]: well you can find me on my youtube
[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_01]: channel manga crash and on my
[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_01]: twitter slash x account manga underscore
[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_01]: crash i mean my twitter account like
[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_01]: basically just post about chainsaw man
[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_01]: occasionally and get like 20 likes
[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah nice that's what i do
[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_01]: that's what we like to hear yeah only
[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_01]: about chainsaw man my other tweets
[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_01]: though they they they flop
[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_02]: oh well hey chainsaw man is the best
[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah of course of course my youtube
[00:43:43] [SPEAKER_01]: channel where i talk about manga
[00:43:44] [SPEAKER_01]: if you like shounen jump and if you
[00:43:46] [SPEAKER_01]: like you know axe series i
[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_01]: accidentally tend to talk about all of
[00:43:49] [SPEAKER_01]: them because i normally talk about
[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_01]: every single series that comes out
[00:43:54] [SPEAKER_01]: whenever the first chapter comes out
[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_01]: i make a video about it a lot of
[00:43:56] [SPEAKER_01]: them get cancelled shounen flop is
[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_01]: like the anti uh manga crash in way
[00:44:00] [SPEAKER_01]: in the ways where i talk about
[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_01]: series when it begins
[00:44:02] [SPEAKER_01]: you talk about the same series when it
[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_02]: ends that's great all right well i also
[00:44:06] [SPEAKER_02]: want to say props to jordan for making
[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_02]: the opening ending theme being a great
[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_02]: co-host and helping with editing
[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_03]: thank you david for everything that
[00:44:11] [SPEAKER_02]: you do on this podcast
[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_02]: thank you both for having me oh it was
[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_02]: an absolute pleasure we
[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_02]: long time coming i've been very
[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_02]: excited to have you on the show
[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_02]: absolutely props to murlile for the
[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_02]: awesome cover up find her online at
[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_02]: loyal murr and nashir for being our
[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_02]: generous art manufacturer thanks to
[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_02]: dylan for assistance with editing
[00:44:25] [SPEAKER_02]: you can find his podcast anime out of
[00:44:27] [SPEAKER_02]: context at animeoutofcontext.com
[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_02]: also dylan thank you so much for
[00:44:30] [SPEAKER_02]: filling in for me last episode
[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_02]: thanks to tucking and maxi b for
[00:44:33] [SPEAKER_02]: assistance with pronunciation
[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_02]: translation other miscellaneous
[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_02]: research find us on excess shounen flop
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[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_02]: they're reading assassination
[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_02]: classroom and they also have a movie
[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_02]: night which has been really fun
[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_02]: they recently did i think summer wars
[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_02]: ooh you finally do it in the show
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[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_02]: jordan i look at the mongo we read
[00:45:08] [SPEAKER_02]: last month and open the mystery box
[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_02]: where we've talked about things like
[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_02]: rurur dragon who he would cast in the
[00:45:13] [SPEAKER_02]: live action chainsaw man movie and
[00:45:15] [SPEAKER_02]: this month jordan in the month of
[00:45:16] [SPEAKER_02]: september what is the exclusive piece
[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_02]: of patreon content we are dropping
[00:45:20] [SPEAKER_03]: david yes we're covering one of
[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_03]: the titans of modern manga that's
[00:45:25] [SPEAKER_03]: right everybody kagura bachi yes and
[00:45:27] [SPEAKER_03]: then what's the other piece of
[00:45:28] [SPEAKER_03]: content we're covering as well along
[00:45:30] [SPEAKER_03]: with kagura bachi we are also covering
[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_03]: one of the angriest manga yeah that
[00:45:36] [SPEAKER_03]: i've ever read if this is a mega
[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_03]: flop then cheat slayer is like an
[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_03]: ultra flop because it got one chapter
[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah canceled have you heard of the
[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_02]: series crash no i'm curious
[00:45:47] [SPEAKER_02]: it had like a bunch of plagiarism or
[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_02]: not plagiarism but like copyright
[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_02]: infringement issues and they canceled
[00:45:52] [SPEAKER_02]: after one chapter and it's also
[00:45:53] [SPEAKER_03]: really bad it wasn't even like
[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_03]: copyright issues it was insulting like
[00:45:58] [SPEAKER_03]: it's a manga where this guy just like
[00:46:01] [SPEAKER_03]: hates isekai manga so he made a manga
[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_03]: shitting on every famous isekai more
[00:46:08] [SPEAKER_03]: or less and it got canceled because
[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_03]: it was just like just very insulting
[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_03]: to all these creators
[00:46:14] [SPEAKER_02]: exactly you could even be listening to
[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_02]: our recordings live or listening to
[00:46:18] [SPEAKER_02]: the warm up audio find at patreon.com
[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_02]: slash phone flop now i read off
[00:46:20] [SPEAKER_02]: some of our wonderful patrons
[00:46:22] [SPEAKER_02]: starting with our dolphin dads we
[00:46:23] [SPEAKER_02]: have gloranak rachel my wonderful
[00:46:25] [SPEAKER_02]: wife though she bamboozled me where
[00:46:26] [SPEAKER_02]: she had the fan remote and she kept
[00:46:28] [SPEAKER_02]: setting it to oscillate when i kept
[00:46:29] [SPEAKER_02]: doing it i thought my fan was
[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_02]: malfunctioning and she did it for like
[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_02]: 20 minutes and shawn you like it hard
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[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_02]: rip my blouse and go deep
[00:46:37] [SPEAKER_02]: nice moving on down to the ravioli
[00:46:40] [SPEAKER_02]: tier where you get exclusive weekly
[00:46:41] [SPEAKER_02]: photos of my goblin dog ravioli she
[00:46:44] [SPEAKER_02]: has really been comfort maxing where
[00:46:46] [SPEAKER_02]: she just sleeps she tucks herself into
[00:46:48] [SPEAKER_02]: bed and sleeps between me and rachel
[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_02]: every night oh we have chris eva
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[00:46:54] [SPEAKER_02]: t Tiffany and trevor schechner
[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_02]: moving on down to king of the force
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[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_02]: girlfriend brad chad jacob andrew
[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_02]: galloway justin heffner kirby mon
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[00:47:06] [SPEAKER_02]: wood and a big thank you to our
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[00:47:09] [SPEAKER_02]: our beast children thank you
[00:47:10] [SPEAKER_02]: everybody i love you all so much you
[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_02]: mean the world to me oh man i also
[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_02]: realize jordan we never plug our
[00:47:16] [SPEAKER_02]: chainsaw in it for people who like
[00:47:17] [SPEAKER_02]: chainsaw man you can find it every
[00:47:18] [SPEAKER_02]: friday where chord and i talk about
[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_02]: the latest chapter of chainsaw man
[00:47:22] [SPEAKER_02]: i realize we have never plugged that
[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_02]: ever on this show especially now it's
[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_02]: on its own feet so i should start
[00:47:26] [SPEAKER_02]: all right jordan anything else you want
[00:47:28] [SPEAKER_03]: tossing yeah as usual check out mission
[00:47:31] [SPEAKER_03]: ignition maybe a new episode will come
[00:47:33] [SPEAKER_03]: out someday yeah jordan asked me three
[00:47:35] [SPEAKER_02]: years ago to be on that show on the
[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_03]: last episode which we may never ever
[00:47:39] [SPEAKER_02]: get to i am not holding my breath
[00:47:40] [SPEAKER_02]: let's get in the sign off thank you
[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_02]: so much for joining us tune in next
[00:47:44] [SPEAKER_02]: monday as we give our first thoughts
[00:47:45] [SPEAKER_02]: on shadow eliminators or should i say
[00:47:48] [SPEAKER_02]: shadow eliminators this has been
[00:47:50] [SPEAKER_02]: david this has been jordan this has
[00:47:52] [SPEAKER_02]: been crash and you've been listening
[00:47:53] [SPEAKER_03]: to shonen flop keep on flopping
[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah